I guess if you are having a problem with squirrels, you can buy powdered fox pee (entry 040628)


Excerpt: i took the subway to davis square and walked to pemberton farm on mass ave, looking for coyote urine. the farmer's market portion of the store was filled with the prettiest and healthiest people i've ever seen, women with their yoga bodies and halter tops, men with their biker legs. and there i was looking for coyote pee. the stuff they carried was the same brand i saw at ace hardware, except here it was $2 cheaper. unfortunately they only carried a fox/bobcat blend which is only good for borrowing rodents. so i walked back to davis square, took the train one stop to porter square, heading straight back to ace hardware.