I have always enjoyed my high school drama club mates' movie reviews since he has been writing for Philadlephia Weekly. They are particularily entertaining and thought provoking when he really dislikes a movie:

PhiladelphiaWeekly.com: "Not merely a terrible film in its own right, The Last Samurai becomes something even larger and more upsetting when viewed in the context of Cruise's career as a whole. It's exactly the kind of obsequious, star-fucking glory-hole he's been savvy enough to avoid for the better part of the last decade. "